TEXAS Jalopnik/OPPO peeps BAIT!

"EL_ULY" (uly) 01/20/2016 at 16:55 • Filed to: None

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Matt, Patrick, Stef, Nichole, Alanis?, Kat? Xylo, Clown Shoe Pilot, TTYYMMNN, Pat Bateman, Blunion, Dataasun?, Chairman Kaga, Bob Loblaw?, ATX211, etc!!!!!

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 16:56

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Howdy

CB > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 16:57

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Texas is like the Quebec of America.

Kat Callahan > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:01

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Wrong beer:

Berang > CB 01/20/2016 at 17:03

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Texas is like the France of America.

Justin Hughes > CB 01/20/2016 at 17:04

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Truth! At least they’re not trying to secede every 10 years.

Then again, look how well that worked for them last time...

EL_ULY > Kat Callahan 01/20/2016 at 17:05

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NASA t-shirt, Lone Star Beer, and Houston’s own Jim Parsons :]

Gone > Kat Callahan 01/20/2016 at 17:08

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Incorrect - Lone Star is awful. Needs more Shiner. Or Karbach. Or Saint Arnold. Or pretty much anything else.

EL_ULY > Berang 01/20/2016 at 17:08

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I figure it was like a mini Australia

photo from just outside of Melbourne

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 01/20/2016 at 17:08

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I bit

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:24

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Damn. I need to find more Oppos in Mississippi. I honestly think I am the only one from what I have seen.

Xyl0c41n3 > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:25

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Clown Shoe Pilot > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:31

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I have the Native Texan sticker on one of my tool cabinets at home.

I don't drink Bud Light though. I don't care if it's brewed in Houston or not. Also, that brewery is way too close to the ship channel to make me feel good about it.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:31

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The other 49 states have building codes and zoning, also.

BLCKSTRM > Justin Hughes 01/20/2016 at 17:35

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Trying, no. Talking/joking about it? All the time.

It’d get real ugly real quick if they all got serious about it.

If Austin wasn’t both the state’s capital and the (weird) liberal haven it is, it probably would have come up already.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 17:46

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Hahaha. I don’t drink beer doe

EL_ULY > Xyl0c41n3 01/20/2016 at 17:54

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Ah wiwi!

EL_ULY > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/20/2016 at 17:55

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F all that! Gas station next to a house next to a school!

EL_ULY > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/20/2016 at 17:55

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Lol 100% true

EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson 01/20/2016 at 17:56

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Come to think of it, you may be right. Make a roll call post

EL_ULY > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 01/20/2016 at 18:03

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Hola :]

EL_ULY > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 01/20/2016 at 18:03

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neither do I

Patrick George > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 18:28

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BorkBorkBjork > Berang 01/20/2016 at 18:51

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Texas is bigger than France.

EL_ULY > Patrick George 01/20/2016 at 18:54

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lol Oh, Rick :]

Tapas > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 18:55

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Texas is like the Bavaria of Germany

EL_ULY > Tapas 01/20/2016 at 18:55

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............ YES!!!!!!!!!!!

BorkBorkBjork > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 18:55

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I love it here, but its too damn hot.

EL_ULY > BorkBorkBjork 01/20/2016 at 18:57

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yeah, but we gotta stay used to it

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY 01/20/2016 at 19:10

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Not a bad idea. I shall work on it then.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > EL_ULY 01/21/2016 at 08:56

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I feel sad to have been left out. :(

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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You’ve spent a lot of time in Houston, haven’t you?

PatBateman > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/30/2016 at 21:17

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Bud Light is now a Belgian beer because of InBev.

Shiner.